No matter how much you care about him, you're probably not a fan of old jazz. Even if you like oral sex, I can't imagine you actually like the taste of semen. But how do you make semen taste better? Cum from a good day tastes like a cross between kefir and wet socks. As much as men would like to believe that every woman enjoys swallowing seed like a Dairy Queen milkshake, we know that's not true.
According to some studies, semen inherently tastes bad, so we don't drink it like water from a fountain to get it to the right place; the vagina. Well, that may be fine, but there are a lot of things humans do that cannot be explained by evolution.
Which means we're still faced with a major dilemma: What's a girl to do when faced with a nasty, nasty dare? You can just say, "I'm like a spitter, not a swallower." or "I won't swallow your semen." If he's a decent guy, he'll accept that. However, if you really want and can tolerate the smell, you'll have to find alternative solutions to your sticky dilemma. Haha, do you understand? sticky? OK, moving on, there are many possible solutions. let's start.
1. Tell him to stop eating meat
I hate to break it to all the meat eaters and steak-eating, football-playing alpha males out there, but meat can make one's semen taste like rancid feet. Just ask former porn star Annie Sprinkle, who says vegetarian food tastes the best. So ditch the meat (or cut back on how much he eats) before you plan on slurping down his special sauce.
2. Put down the cigarette
As expected, cigarettes spoiled his popsicle juice. Dating a bad boy can be hot, but not when you put him down. So if you're going to treat him, tell him to quit smoking for at least a few nights.
3. Let him drink pineapple juice
Believe it or not, pineapple juice does make semen taste better. The only problem is that he has to drink a lot in the day or two before the big event. His cum won't taste like a bowl of ice cream, but it will definitely taste a lot sweeter than before!
4. Cover your mouth with spices
Just before he's about to climax, give him a mint or a cup of red hot candy and voila! His juice is now mint flavored. You can also try a packet of sugar/Equal/Splenda before he climaxes for a sweeter effect. Or you can try a flavor band like Masque. They come in four different flavors (strawberry, chocolate, mango, watermelon), last 15 minutes, and really mask the taste of semen.
5.Deepthroat
The farther you put his penis into your mouth (safely), the less likely you are to taste anything. The reason is simple, there are fewer taste buds in the back of the mouth. Plus, you can swallow faster and easier because his load goes right down instead of sitting on your tongue.
6. Have a drink after a meal
If all else fails, take a swig of juice afterward! Make sure to keep it next to your bed for easy access.
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