So you took a few cute photos, edited them to perfection, and now the only thing left to do is think of a fun caption before posting them. Although you're usually hilarious in real life, whenever you need to be smart on social media, your brain goes blank - numbers.
While most eyes will be on your photo, the perfect Instagram caption will definitely earn you more likes, but that only adds to the stress. Obviously, you can always opt for tried and true options like puns and quirky quotes. But if you want something a little more unique, check out the list below.
There are some funny selfie captions to add a touch of comedy to your OOTD, captions to use when posting photos of a chaotic night out with friends, options for photos taken with your partner, or even “selfies” to use Write something. Share a snap of your dog, your vacation, or a slice of pizza.
If you feel like you’re about to give up and type something you’ve used a hundred times—like “living my best life”—just know that there are other, more interesting options. Read on below for 60 funny Instagram captions that will have you adding more laughing emojis to your comments.
Selfies and OOTD Instagram Captions
1. PSA: This is not how I wake up.
2. It only took 27 times to take a selfie that I like.
3. Entering my caterpillar age – eating, sleeping, waking up hot.
4. I have 99 questions. That's it.
5. Selfies must be taken at the gym.
6. Be brutal, not mediocre.
7. I washed my hair for this photo.
8. All rumors are true.
9. This face card will not be rejected.
10. MOMA, I have a submission for you.
Friend Group Instagram Captions
11. We are a package deal.
12. Proof that friendship is just about hating the same things.
13. Life is short, and so are we.
14. You are the “her” to my “-nanigans.”
15. Good friends and bad ideas.
16. We believe in the team.
17. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
18. Proof that I left home.
19. A bright future. Brighter ring light.
20. Sunday Funday.
Couple Instagram Captions
21. Sometimes I look at my partner and think, God, they are so lucky.
22. Yes, we are still together.
23. We finished each other's sandwiches.
24. We clean very well.
25. I have peanut butter in my jelly.
26. There is nothing to see here. Just two weirdos.
27. You stole a piece of pizza from my heart.
28. My favorite person to text.
29. I'll swipe right again.
30. This is my emergency contact.
Holiday Instagram Captions
31. I am the Louvre in Paris.
32. Girls just want to bask in the sun.
33. The tropics are like hot.
34. My job is the beach.
35. Turn on airplane mode.
36. Just me and my beach.
37. Go somewhere with a weak Wi-Fi connection.
38. Get some vitamin sea.
39. It’s all about Amstelke.
40. The sun comes out and the bread comes out.
Food Instagram Captions
41. There is no “we” in French fries.
42. Wine + dinner = winner.
43. Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.
44. I just want someone to see me the way I see food.
45. I am eating seafood. I see food, I eat it.
46. Don’t worry, be happy.
47. But first, food.
48. You cannot live a fulfilling life on an empty stomach.
49. Home is where there is food.
50. A balanced meal is a slice in each hand.
Pets Instagram Captions
51. Big dog mom energy.
52. Take a nap before my next nap.
53. Spending time with my #1 today.
54. Few people, many dogs.
55. We were born to be attracted to each other.
56. Life as a pug.
57. Don’t worry about cat hair.
58. “I’m just a baby!”
59. Sorry I'm late, I saw a dog.
60. Introduction: My partner.
