In my professional Potterhead opinion, the one thing missing from The Deathly Hallows is the idea that Fleur, Gabrielle, Ginny, Hermione and Tonks drank butterbeer just the day before their wedding. Scenes. After all, who wouldn’t want to live out their Harry Potter bachelorette party dreams? In their defense, I guess Voldemort was terrorizing the entire magical population and they were just a little worried that they could be accidentally murdered at any moment. (Excuses, excuses.) So, it's up to us to do what they can't and make up for all the fun they're missing out on by making our own bachelorette party theme so aggressively magical.
The good news is that in the Muggle world, these pranks are surprisingly easy to pull off. I mean, if we already had such a clever Harry Potter wedding and Harry Potter wedding vows, why wouldn't we have a bachelorette party? Don't even try to tell me this won't be the most epic fail since the Yule Ball, y'all. If you're ready to get to my level, here's everything you need to throw the best bachelorette party ever:
Get your delivery owl ready
Gather your favorite nerds the old-school way.
$20, Etsy .
Decorate your cave to perfection (and three-quarters)
$25, Etsy .
Get your squad ready
Forget basic bitches – it’s the dawn of basic witches. Dress your entire crew in their best Muggle attire and embrace your destiny:
Matching shirt
Roll to the bar like a bullshit I'm a big fool.
$65, Etsy.
matching tattoos
$5, Etsy .
Guaranteed to get people to try ~leviosa~ you at the bar.
Let your wizard drink it
fire whiskey label
Place it on the fireball bottle for the ultimate magical pre-game experience.
$5, Etsy .
butterbeer label
You can put it in your favorite beer for a delicious drink, or if you're feeling particularly ambitious, you can make your own butterbeer at home.
$5, Etsy .
~~~Drinking Game~~~
I feel like this works best for the third movie because for some reason it has more #sass in it than all the others and it's also the least likely to get you drunk on your special day Drunk and crying.
Dine like you're partying in Hogsmeade
I heard food is a new ~magical~ way to absorb alcohol...so Accio junk food, amirite?
Bertie Bott's Assorted Flavor Beans
If you're brave enough, these basically become their own mini drinking games.
Jelly Belly for $2.25 each .
Chocolate frog jelly balls
Fred and George would be very proud. Find the recipe here.
overnight
Bonus points if you fall asleep to the sound of someone drunkenly reading one of these books.
Make a morning game plan
We Muggles want everything.
$14, Etsy .
