There are a few things that get some of us in the holiday spirit every year. For me, that list includes steaming hot cocoa, classic odes, and of course, ugly knitwear. If you don't know where to buy an ugly Christmas sweater, stay tuned: Dozens of retailers offer options that are not only terrible (in a good way), but also super affordable.
You don't have to be a fashion expert to find the perfect ugly sweater. Honestly, the best ones have everything but the kitchen sink and not a trace of organization. It was chaos, indeed, but the chaos blended together so harmoniously. While everyone gets into the eggnog and festive spirit, the tackiness seems to pass.
Of course, your sweater doesn't have to be completely disgusting to be a hit at your next holiday party. Pop culture-friendly knitwear is always a favorite, like the Drake “Hotline Bling” Christmas sweater that was popular for winter 2015. You can never go wrong with vintage clothing that carries all the wonderful memories of Christmases past. You can even put your DIY skills to good use and create an ugly sweater at the last minute.
If you browse the inventory available at these 13 retailers, you can start looking for eye-popping, ugly holiday attire without even setting foot on the sidewalk.
1. Shhh
Niamh Pom Pom reindeer Christmas jumper , $30, Boohoo
This British retailer has it all. When you check out Boohoo's Christmas range you'll find jumpers with 3D embellishments, pop culture references and classic sweater patterns. They even have dog-friendly sweaters so your favorite furry friend can join in the fun.
2. Macy’s
Large Rudolph Holiday Sweater , $24, Macy's
Department stores like Macy's stock a variety of holiday clothing in a variety of sizes. It wouldn't be a vacation without a giant pom-pom sticking out of your torso, so you might want to stock up on one of these sweaters while you still have the chance.
3. The ugly Christmas sweater
3D Christmas Moose Sweater , $68, Ugly Christmas Sweater
This is the holy grail site for ugly Christmas sweaters—it's named after the brand, after all. A professional website may cost you a little extra money, but you'll find quirky designs and embellishments you won't find in stores. It’s splurge season anyway, so why not take the plunge?
4.ASOS
Sequin Santa Holiday Sweater with Pom Poms , $37, ASOS
No, these aren't "classic" ugly sweaters, but you'll come across some really great styles from ASOS. Plus, there’s no rule that says your sweater can’t be cute.
5. Belk
New Directions Plus Size Elf Sweatshirt , $27, Belk
Belk has an entire collection dedicated to resort wear, so you can choose from a range of eye-catching sweaters. You can find any funky reindeer or jolly snowman at this retailer. And at a price you can't beat, it's an ugly Christmas miracle.
6. Urban Clothing Store
Vintage Assorted Holiday Cardigan , $34, Urban Outfitters
Urban Outfitters doesn’t offer a lot of styles, but when the brand launches a Christmas sweater, they do something right! Urban takes ugly resort clothing back to its roots, selling vintage sweaters and cardigans from authentic vintage pieces. Buying from this brand, you can truly think your sweater is original.
7. Goals
Plaid House Ugly Christmas Sweater Cardigan , $24, Target
Yes to anything with plaid, poinsettias, and dazzling trees. Target has tons of beautifully decorated hoodies and Christmas sweaters. The super centers are obviously all red, green and gold.
8. Drunk Elf
Beer pong sweater , $69, Tisy Elves
Sites like Tipsy Elves can really cause you trouble this holiday season. There are so many amazing Christmas costumes to deal with. A 3D sweater with beer pong solo cups can really make you the center of attention at your next holiday party. It might be a little pricey, but it's not every day you find a sweater that's both tacky and practical.
9. Rusty zipper
Multicolor Glow Hand-Embellished Ugly Sweater Vest , $57, Rusty Zip
Many of the pieces on the Rusty Zipper website include vintage and upcycled elements. It's basically a DIY sweater where you don't have to do the work yourself. If you want a statement outfit to really go the distance this year, invest in a bright sweater.
10. Nordstrom
Christmas tree sweater , $26, Nordstrom
Whether you're a girl who likes something over-the-top, or you prefer a simple sweater, Nordstrom has something for all Christmas lovers. But a lamé-covered sweater is sure to turn some heads, just sayin'.
11. Flashing Offers
Crew neck Christmas sweater , $28, Twinkle Deals
Speaking of tinsel, Twinkle Deals has their ugly Christmas sweater game locked down. Transform yourself into a walking Christmas tree with a jumper covered in garlands and ornaments. All it's missing is some twinkling lights, but this sweater is still the real deal.
12. Sweater shop
Ugly Christmas Jumper , $40, The Sweater Shop
Find vintage knitwear and new era designs in The Sweater Shop's vast collection of Christmas clothing. Cardigans, tank tops, and even Christmas Hawaiian shirts are all in stock for your party fun. Just don't lose your cool because every design will amaze you.
13. Walmart
Christmas Tree LED Light Up Sweater , $34, Walmart
Make Walmart your destination for cheap ugly Christmas sweaters, you won't be disappointed. You're sure to find something that will make a grand entrance to your holiday celebrations without having to tighten your wallet. This means you no longer have to worry about dressing up for the holidays and can spend more money on gifts for your loved ones. Win, win!
You don’t want to wait until the last minute to get your vacation gear ready. Now you can start shopping knowing that the options for your ugly Christmas sweater are limitless and available at all retailers with just one click.
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