There have always been a lot of interesting people on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . It's not uncommon for some people to look like they're rocking the boat to get more screen time. This season, newcomer Dorit Kemsley and her husband look set to cause the most drama — and Tuesday night's episode was no exception.
The first scene she appeared in made my eyes roll to the next room. One involved her designing a red dress for her husband, PK, and when she asked him if it fit, his response was, "I think it's pretty long compared to Erika Jayne." Well, they weren't even talking about it Erica, Dorit's husband just pulled her into a random inappropriate conversation. Dorit just giggled and replied, "Well, at least I'm wearing underwear tonight." Apparently, mercilessly shaming other women will be her modus operandi this season. I really can't believe this is a real conversation adults are having on national television.
Erica isn't the only one experiencing drama with the Kemsley family, though. At Dorit's random dinner party, PK starts grilling Lisa Rinna about her run-in with Lisa Vanderpump. When Rinna explains that she has given up on it all, PK snarks, "Yeah, a year later." Then, when Rinna explains that she lost her father and Eileen lost her mother in the same year, Dorit and PK basically just tells her that this is apparently why they were fighting with Vanderpump.
Newsflash: Someone’s expression of grief should not be the subject of debate. Unfortunately, both Dorit and her husband claimed that it was unfair for Erin to hide the fact of her mother's death until the reunion. Poor Lena can only defend the (obvious) fact that Irene reserves the right to decide when to tell her about her mother's death.
After overhearing the conversation at the dinner, Erin thought it would be a good idea to meet Dorit on the beach and discuss the whole thing. When Dorit arrived, the wind was blowing so hard that Erin's clothes blew up. Dorit clasped her hands together and said, "Erin, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for wearing underwear. I think I've seen enough of that lately." Why was she even saying this seriously?
When they spoke, Dorit first denied talking about Erin at the party. She doesn't even remember she was raised. Of course, she explained it very well when she said, "I'm not going to remember every topic, especially when it doesn't actually mean much to us."
Later, as she listened to Erica talk about her burgeoning music career, Dorit mentioned Boy George's name for the seven billionth time, then wondered aloud if Erica's career was "her thing." I mean, Erica had nine number one singles, but okay.
It's only been a few episodes, but Dorit and her husband need to go, folks. I can't watch them like this anymore - so either something needs to change or she needs to cut her time short.
