A few weeks ago, we featured sexy Halloween costumes that were so ridiculous and confusing that they were hilarious and... well, confusing . (Sexy corns, anyone? Sexy elephants? Sexy burgers?! What’s going on?!?!) On the women’s side of the aisle, it’s obvious there’s a ton of Halloween costumes to choose from that are both sexy and ridiculous. This inspired me to do some digging and find out what’s so crazy about these guys, and let me tell you – man, I found some crazy stuff! Twelve to be exact.
It turns out that wearing sexy clothes for Halloween isn't just for XX chromosomes. These wild, over-the-top events prove that October 31st can be an equal-opportunity feast.
Maybe your fantasy is to go door-to-door in an almost obscene costume and scare the hell out of modest, average people. Or, your plans might include an orgy or just a collision for two. If so, then by all means, grab any of these 12 delightful pieces of camping clothing, because they're just what the doctor ordered (ahem) . But even if you're looking for something a little less campy - well, you're still going to want to check out this sexy men's Halloween costume, because at least : lol. Lots and lots haha.
1. Handyman
"Oh, hey, handyman... would you mind putting down some pipes?" No plumbing problem is too big or too small for this blue-collar man. ($49.99, 3wishes.com)
2. Play doctor
His AOL screen name is "shirtless4lyfe" and he is a sexy doctor who is always ready for surgery. ($28.99, 3wishes.com)
3. Hugh Jaborn
Hugh Jaborn! ! ! I hope whoever came up with this delightful pun is smiling smugly in his or her cubicle. I also hope, not pray, to see a grown man strutting around in this costume on Halloween. Only for true savages. ($44.99, 3wishes.com)
4. Air Marshal
Let's just say he's ready to take off. ($42.99, 3wishes.com)
5. Furry polar bear costume
It's a trio of sexy costumes: You can wear it to Halloween... and then wear it to Coachella...and then wear it to Burning Man. ($68.95, yandy.com)
6. Male policeman
You can see the outline of every donut this guy has eaten...and that's not all. Arrest me, officer! ($66.95, 3wishes.com)
7. Plaid skirt
Plaid skirt, no shirt, no service. Represent Scotland like a sex hooligan from a bygone era. ($66.99, 3wishes.com)
8. Heavy duty hose
"Oh, fireman! There's a fire in my pants and I need you to put it out with your big hose." ($46.95, 3wishes.com)
9. Warrior
This is Xena, the Warrior Princess! Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny. Let’s be honest: on a primal level, you’re too passionate about it. ($64.95, 3wishes.com)
10. GUILTTY Pleasure Vest
This guy runs the prison, okay? He is both an official and a criminal. He was not ashamed of what he had done - he had "GUILTY" written all over him. ($44.95, 3wishes.com)
11. LMFAO Sky Blu I am sexy costume
"When I'm at the beach, I'll wear Speedo trunks and try to get a tan on my cheeks." Yes, he's sexy and he knows it. ($15, partycity.com)
12. Fantasy Island
Dear God, don’t let your loved ones wear this in public. It is an unwritten social rule that people must always protect their private parts with more than three gossamer artificial feathers. Even on Halloween. ($28.99, 3wishes.com)
Images: 3wishes.com (11); Yandy (1); Party City (1)
